JUST SAYIN'

Please excuse the language in the following post.

A person I know (barely) has started leaving awesome comments on old blog posts here. I'm talking posts from 2007! It's an oh-so-clever thing to do and since I doubt anyone reads the archives, I decided to reprint the comments here so you can enjoy them.

In related news, I have turned on the comment moderation feature of the blog so if you leave a comment, you'll have to wait for me to approve it before it shows up. Be patient, padawans. If he leaves any more gems (or turds) I'll be happy to share them as well. Without further ado, here are quotes from "Just Sayin'" without any editing (except that I changed the color to an appropriate hue):


for even thinking that "joke" would funny let alone actually saying to the lady...ur an asshole...just sayin

i can and will make fun of god all i want...who are u to tell anyone they cant...grow up fat boy

why cant people decide not to believe in god without being wrong? and dustin if u have done anything for me u have made me never want to believe in any god let alone the one u believe in cuz i have yet to see anything at all where u show any love, support, caring etc to anyone...ur way of thinking is right, ur way of doing things is right even to the point of you feel what u find funny no one else should let alone actually laugh at...just sayin

u are ALWAYS in a negative mind set...just sayin

Again.

Testes. Testes.

One.

Two...

Three?

Hello.

Is there anybody out there? Just nod if you can hear me....

Is there anyone home?

Another funny video.

Funny

I don't know how this guy tricked the news station into letting him on the air, but it's great.

I like this video/commercial. It made me laugh.

I can't seem to get videos to embed at the correct resolution, so I'm resorting to links. Sorry 'bout that.

Can you eat ice cream on a roller coaster?

Laura needs to invest in one of these...

The Better Marriage Blanket

More about media addiction

Read this article about media addiction.

An amusing dream involving puns.

Apparently I'm such a cool person that even my dreams can be full of brilliant puns. Take this example from last night...

I was working at the front desk at my job. This happens in real life occasionally, specifically when one of the receptionists needs to take a quick break. In walked a teenage boy, African American (which is important to the story, of course), who was looking for his mom.

"She works here. Her name is Ada Blackwell." At least that's what I think he said. He tended to mumble, so I wasn't positive.

"We don't have anyone here with that name," I replied. "What was the name again?"

"I'll write it down for you," he said. I handed him a pen and he wrote something indistinct in illegible cursive.

"Blackwell? Is that right?"

"Yes, black male," he answered.

"Blackmail?!" I was confused. "You're trying to blackmail someone?"

"Black male," he said again, nodding.

I finally figured out that he was referring to himself and not an illegal scheme to defraud somebody. "Is the last name Blackwell?"

He nodded.

Just then one of the real receptionists returned and was immediately able to help the young lad out.

I'm just glad there weren't more rhymes/puns to confuse me even worse. Black shell? Crack smell? Stack fell? I would go insane......

New baby?

We have a new baby. If you haven't seen any pictures yet, I'll post a couple now. We like her. ;-)

*smile*

Brilliant satire.

This is just stupid.... but funny.

Chatroulette win!

Don't visit ChatRoulette. It's full of nasty naked people. But this video is funny...

Ow.

I hope this is a joke. If not, then it's possibly the worst band out there. And it's a Christian band as well...

A long making-of ... interesting.